Originally Posted by OzCrossfire
Ok... its an oldie but a goodie.
Did you hear that after Leona threw his old fella out the window of her car, it hit the windscreen of an old couple going the other way.
The wife of the old couple commented "Did you see the size of the wedding tackle on that moth that just hit our windscreen"
Wedding tackle, that's a new one, at least for me. I wonder what kind of tackle you end up with after the honeymoon is over.
Maybe that's what the " old fella" is.
Of course you heard about Leona Bobbitts sister didn't you. It seems she was trying the same thing that her sister Leona did on her husband exept the sisters husband saw it coming at the last minute and she only nicked him a little. During the trial she was convicted on a missdeweiner.
How's that for a "groaner" ?