For all those concerned about my well being I thought I give an updated injury report. All of the vibrant colors are now gone. The bruise is now just flat black.

It has been a long time since I had little people around the house. It is easy to forget just what kind of treacherous little buggers they can be. The kid may have only done half the job but I am going to heed my own advice. Be a long time before I present the other cheek to a kid with a bat.