Originally Posted by Kurts
Same thing used to happen to me at bars. Far away she looked like Tina Fey, close up she looked like Einstein!
Maybe it was the Yukon Jack, hmmmmmmmm.
This may explain the "Coyote Syndrome".
You go into a bar and see a good looking girl sitting at the bar that looks like Marilyn and you take her to her place and in the morning you open your eyes and look across the pillow and see Alfred. You want sneak out but you have your arm under her side of the pillow and if you move it you will awaken her.
So like the coyote, you decide it's better to chew your arm off.