Re: Scotty did not get beamed up
Put that in your prospectus, lol
"Welcome to Northwest Airlines. Today you are flying on the new Airfutz 555A-Whalemouth transport. Unfortunately, Airfutz wasn't able to actually test the aircraft you are flying on, so the people in white coats and wearing parachutes are actually scientists here to run integration testing during the flight. In the case of an emergency..."