I can do this. Let me see if I've got it right.

1. Pick up a hoe.
2. Remove her hose.
3. Go to the vet and pick up some cat *****.
4. Put above cat ***** in the hoes hose.
5. Swing the above hoes hose ***** apparatus and whack the mouse with it.
6. Inform anyone who criticizes you for this that your not gay.
7. Post in the Forum how well it worked.