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Old Aug 16, 2008 | 12:19 PM
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Default Re: Car Storage - Keeping The Mice out

I suggest you refer any 6 year old to post #10 and give them a cookie when they hand you the finished product.

You Sir, seem to be Cornfuzed, probably due to too much dander (or bad ho) in your diet.

Originally Posted by Electric Messiah
I have your solution. Very simple and cost a lot less than a car capsule.

1. Obtain some nylon hoes. Unwashed but used/warn knee high is best. Cut off torso area if you can only obtain "panty hoes". All you need is one calf lenght piece.
2. Find a cat or cat owner. Unwashed cat is best. Washed cat owner is preferred, but not nessesary.
3. Aquire a BIG ball of cat hair through brushing of said cat and/or cat owner.
Cat owner hair will not work for this project.
4. Tie a knot in one end of nylon with the opening open. Creating a small pocket.
If nylons are provided by cat owner, remove nylons from cat owner first.
5. Stuff a decent amount of cat hair into opening, tie closed & cut off on far side of said knot.
You should have a little nylon ball of cat hair. About palm sized is good.
6. Repeat step five until you have 4-5 ***** of cat fur filled nylon *****.
7. Place the ***** in key locations of engine compartment and any other wiring harness locations.
Make as many cat hair ***** as you like.
It is the odor of a natural preditor that will keep the mice away.
The nylons just keeps the hair from getting messy and still allows the odor to easily get out.
And for what it is worth, the rats/mice eat wiring due to the insulation in wires.

Also, use traps in the storage bay, more cat ***** stuffed in any known openings, etc.

I hope this helps.
Originally Posted by chuck65
I can do this. Let me see if I've got it right.

1. Pick up a hoe.
2. Remove her hose.
3. Go to the vet and pick up some cat *****.
4. Put above cat ***** in the hoes hose.
5. Swing the above hoes hose ***** apparatus and whack the mouse with it.
6. Inform anyone who criticizes you for this that your not gay.
7. Post in the Forum how well it worked.
 

Last edited by Electric Messiah; Aug 16, 2008 at 12:22 PM.
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