I'll play - here's mine:
1. 2004 n/a Coupe
2. 36K when purchased 5/07 for a trip to Vegas; 40K now
3. 16 months
4. No work performed other than oil change, BUT...
I have the factory "no-see-display" radio/cd head unit w/CD skips
An occasional shudder in the front brakes that I need to have looked at
Water in the passenger footwell with hard cornering in the rain
Stinky A/C...
You, know, all the regular complaints!
But I wouldn't trade it fer nuttin'...