Ok - I watched it. Yes, I have a red roadster and I have all those features too, only instead of "Judy", I have Brad from Tristar.

It was painful to watch that show, very lame humour and he did abuse the Crossfire and make it look silly. I found the car wash scene amusing. But I also find watching guys strip very amusing too and I am a red-blooded healthy female, very definitely not in menopause yet, according to my doc!