When I was young I had a beautifully restored (by my father and I) 1967 Mustang. I was parked at a business with my girlfriend in the car, and this older lady in giant brand new Caddy parks next to us, throws her door open (that's almost as large as my car) and it slams right into the passenger door on my Mustang. She says "Opps, looks like we hit" and she hurries off. I get out of the car and of course there's a large chips and small ding/dent.

I'd have plenty of a-holes do similar things before this, but never could catch them, and I was fuming mad at this lady. I was going to wait for her to come back to her car and have a chat with her, but the damage was already done, so let's just say when we left the parking lot, she had a new racing stripe down the side of her car....revenge is best served cold.

Disclaimer: I was 19 when this incident occurred, now I would just call the cops and make the culprit take responsibility for their ignorance.