Report from the front:

CPS is in.

TPMS is in-no scratches on the rim.

Excessive water was just that-water (condensation). Tech saw the same thing and used a litmus-type paper tester to check for coolant and it came back negative! Thank the Great Gazoo. After a pressure bleed down test overnight.

However, I'm waiting at my lab for an experiment to be completed to rush home and wash her. He assumed (correctly) that I would prefer to do it myself.

Good man.

They DID however, vacuum it out!