Originally Posted by fastfunfor2
FYI, don't open your hood 90 degrees while in your garage until you are sure the overhead garage door will not hit it! Now there's some info none of us would have searched for 
Here are a few more tips:
Do not drive in the mountains with your eyes closed
Do not use maple syrup as a mobil 1 synthetic oil replacement
Do not set your car on fire or you may ruin the paint
Do not shoot your car with a gun
If you follow those few tips your car should keep a smile on your face for years to come!