Originally Posted by sonoronos

lol...tactical edition. For all those late-night 7-eleven raids and assaults on the local shopping malls

"Kids! Listen up! Here's the sitrep - 3 Nintendo Wiis, placed strategically at the guest services desk, doors to the store open at o-dark 30! This hummer won't be able to stay in the fire lane for more than 45 seconds before Charlie in the mall security jeep gets here. That means go-time in 5 minutes, 30 seconds to package pickup and checkout! Johnny! Kimmy! Timmy! If you little maggots want your Christmas presents this year you'll have to earn them! Lights out in 30 seconds....Doors open...move out! Move out! Move out!"

nice car though!!