Now let me get this right, if I join this not for profit club for the special introductory price of $500 the fees will go towards the following items:
Official club certificate to display so all the low class ordinary plane jane white trash regular crossfireforum.org members will know I am superior (including the quick join before it is too late doom message to scare others to join):
Official club t-shirt to wear that is guaranteed to allow me to pick up any woman and will give me the power to seduce her and force her to cook me breakfast the next morning:
Official club race suit which includes tight pants with special "crotch enhancing sock compartment" and special oversize helmet that is made to fit my inflated head due to being superior over the lowly people that can not be in the super secret club:
and secret club access to the SvICC forum:
www.sviccsuperdupertopsecretclubforumwithborrowedc ontent.com
Once you answer my questions I will think it over and let you know tomorrow.
(this was a joke aka satire, do not get all bent out of shape over this. You have to admit this is some funny stuff!)