Originally Posted by mrphotoman
Yo guys, real racing is about making up scenarios and excuses on why 14 second cars are faster than 10 second cars fo-shizzle dawg!
I gotz to go now, I be makin up some race scenarios fo da big race challenge at da track dis weekend. me an mah homiezzzz be racin our ford escort wif da big 15" speaker stereo mod, holla! Wif dat and our rap skilzz we shod be able ta make up da fastest scenario to be winnin da race wif our hands up in the aiya like we don caiya holla back!
Here are some silly facts for "THE MACHINE":
Fact: The person that crosses the finish line first wins the race.
Fact: The person with the fastest time has the faster car.
Fact: The person with the faster trap speed HAS THE POTENTIAL to be the faster car but until he runs a faster time IT IS NOT the faster car.
Fact: Racing is not about scenarios or "Well if I had this or that I would have won" races. That is ricer bench racing.
You must be the type of person that HAS to have things in black and white ALL THE TIME. Always gotta feel like you have the best/fastest/coolest... Unfortunately, the world operates in shades of gray.
The statement above in bold is the most asinine statement in this thread. Honestly, I'm still not sure if you still just trying to stir the pot and be a sarcastic *****...or if you are serious.
Nobody is making excuses or being a "ricer" in this thread (like you continue to try to point out) and your immature responses (with slang and sarcasm...pretending to be me I'm assuming) make you look like a 16 year-old with an expensive car that "almost" got beat by a Civic with the same excuses.
I take my wins and losses as I get them and don't make excuses. At the same time, when I took down a modified Corvette (LS1) in my STOCK Neon SRT-4 at the local 1/8 mile we all knew it wasn't because my car was faster. Apparently you would disagree because the timeslip says otherwise?
The thing to remember is that there is ALWAYS someone faster...
Also, take a look at all the NHRA pro drag racers...you think it's always because the CAR is faster? What about bracket racing...what the hell is the point of that?!?!...or do you even know what that is?
If you are going to just bust ***** all day to humor yourself...take it to the Civic forums...or the srtforums (lol). You aren't original or funny in ANYTHING you have said...but...I'm weighing on the side that you are being completely serious. If you ACTUALLY disagree and have an opinion that makes sense...go for it. Right now, you are striking me as a tool who likes fast cars and not a car/competitive racing enthusiast.