Originally Posted by Illegal Machine

Nobody even remotely said otherwise.



Agree. Nobody ever said other wise.


Correct. He won the race and has a time slip to prove that he beat a Turbo Vette. According to to Mrphotoman he didn't only win the race, but his bike, is in fact, faster than a Turbo Vette.

Anyone who actually looked at the slip burst into laughter as the bike rider said, "I'm mrphotoman, and my bike is faster than a turbo vette that traps 140+mph....b....because this slip says so!"

Let me say it again: Mrphotoman isn't saying that the bike won the race. He's saying that the bike is, in fact, a faster vehicle by only focusing on the 1/4 mile time, which is completely insane and hilarious.


If the turbo vette wanted a rematch, mrphotoman would tell him that he's a RICER and that he has a slower car. Therefore, he should stop making excuses.

You see, there are no variables in Mrphotoman's world.

If your car runs a 12.5, then follows it up with a 14.0 and a 2.7 60 ft, it's not that you botched the launch. Magical gnomes actually went into engine bay and stole HP from the motor.

Because to botch a launch, and make a human mistake, is meerly a ricer excuse. Even when it is plainly evident on the time slip (though mrphotoman would lead you to believe there are only 1/4 mile times listed, there is actually more information).


I really don't think you read his posts.


It's funny, I can actually picture mrphotoman at the track running his best pass, the COMPLETELY giving up racing for fear that his car may "become slower" on the next pass.

SO then he just stands at the end of the track with his slip and yells "I BEAT YOU!" if he sees a car run slower.