WOW, Mimi. Just wow

That's hilarious and creepy as hell at the same time
As for the Bikini pic... if a one-piece is required to clean up the carnage, the dish doesn't need to be served in the first place. Not in daylight, at least.
She might be a sweet old lady, but sweet old ladies wear turtlenecks for a reason. Time and a place, a time and a place...
*shivers*