Tired of that annoying seat belt warning beep? I personally opt not to wear my seat belt when just tooling down to the local hardware store and am convinced anyway that I'd rather just get thrown from the burning wreckage. Most cars are configured to warn me to buckle up by just a few helpful reminder chime sequences, but some cars, like the xfire, go on and on and on like my wife to strap in NOW as if a horrifying crash is guaranteed to occur at the end of the driveway.

Anyway, next time she's not looking, just snip the male fixture from your second car back-seat middle-passenger seat belt array, presuming she, too, drives a Chrysler/Dodge product. Most other vehicle make seat belt fixtures will probably work. I don't know. Tuck the evidence back down under the back seat with the old popcorn, candy warppers and other age-old filth in her car. Snap the stolen item into your own xfire driver's- seat belt recepticale when you'd rather have some peace and quiet when starting out for a drive. Drop it in the console and buckle up when you need to go interstate, for some reason don't feel lucky or when she's in the car with you.

You know some parts houses actually charge $29 for this thing?