Originally Posted by CALL911

Your comment reminded me of a story. We were working a bad wreck involving a car and a horse pulling a wagon. The horse sustained four broken legs, but was alive and in extreme pain. The owner was hysterical and asked my partner to put the horse down. My partner, who owns a farm and is used to this kind of thing, get his AR15 out of his trunk and puts the poor thing out of her misery.
A short time later we went to get a coffee at the local gas station and a woman approached us and said, " Did you get some jelly from your doughnut on your pants ? My partner, without missing a beat, said, " No, I just had to shoot someones horse and that is some of her brain matter on my pants." She turned white and walked away without another word.

Cops don't like doughnut jokes.