BTW, Myles, don't take the razzing personally.
Any noob that doesn't search or posts in huge eye bleeding fonts is going to get razzed, and you did both.
This is really a great forum.
Heck, just look at all the entertainment we're getting from your first post.
Seriously, though, first get a CAI and make sure that the rubber is good.
Lots of discussion on the best tires and CAI; just do some searches.