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I should no difficulty in finding skilled journeywomen to do the assigned task. I may even have it clayed
Dwight,
I'm sorry my friend but once again you have made me laugh so hard I have tears in my eyes! 
You have done it now several times (i.e. back support & Solstice "poser" posts) and you have now done it again!
I only hope that when your car is detailed that you will share pictures (in process versus post process)
And you most certainly are an inspiration.
Stay safe my wise friend...
Respectfully,
Paul (MisterTaz)