Here it is a Saturday evening on a long weekend and what am I doing? Scrubbing my headlights with steel wool and then Plastx (worked fantastic, thanks guys) and trying to replace a headlight bulb.

I used a mirror, needle nose pliers and did all the contortions. I have managed to undo the clip but cannot get it dislodged enough to remove the spent lamp. I have given up and I am now having the gin and tonic as per suggestion.

I am seriously thinking about becoming a professional dominatrix. I have the thigh high leather boots. Might as well use them. But I will collect slaves with one purpose in mind, they will be required to maintain my Crossfire, keep her clean, in excellent working order and with new tires every year. Yes, they will even have to replace the front parking light and not complain at all. I will not allow them to swear or sweat diring the undertaking of these duties.

Somehow, I am confident I would be arrested for cruel and unusual punishment.

Now I know why my spouse ran away to Arizona.