When you get lots of tire pieces all over the road that's called slalom practice.
Sorry about the car. That always sucks. My stepmom had almost the whole front right of her front end in her honda taken off when the car in front of her swerved really fast around a massive rolled up carpet, and it was too late for her. Amazing how much damage a rolled up rug can do at 70mph.
And it's a never ending cycle. Now someone is going to get a headlight busted when they run over your grill. Then someone pops a tire on their piece of headlight, then someone hits the tire..... etc.