Add this one: If you're heading down US 190 and pickup trucks suddenly spurt off the gravel and cut you off on the road, making you have to set down your motorcycle twice, you're definitely in Texas. Fortunately I was much younger then and had ample protection.

San Angelo to Austin=3 hours, 2 set downs, 1 thunderstorm,

1 Bill Millers' Bar-B-Q plate $6.95,

the experience = priceless