Lol. I forgot that part! The cupholders are pretty cool, very intricate. There are two "folding" cupholders located above the glove compartment. If I am not mistaken, these are carryovers from the Boxster.

They have a click-adjustable diameter adjustment to hold different sized cups.

That said I think the Crossfire completely beats the Cayman in the "most useless cupholder" category.