Party at Franc's house?!
Free beer (I know that hasn't been posted here yet but seems right, doesn't it)?
Parking on your front lawn (just like some of my, oh, let's say, more 'rural' neighbor's around here)?
Franc, you'll have to move a refrig. outdoors, too, you know!
I'm sure your neighbor's won't mind a hundred extra cars tearing through the area, would they?

I'm thinking this idea just keeps getting better every day!!!