I hope I am that sharp when I that old. The three points that I found hilarious are:
1- She carries a gun... scary but awesome.

2- She thinks elderly people shouldn't be driving. Clearly she is alert and is able to drive, but I know several of my grandparents and parents friends that should not be allowed to drive. Perfect example, one of my grandparents friends asked me to look for them before they pulled out. exact quote, "I can't turn my head anymore", my response was then you should be on the bus, take a cab, and not behind the wheel.

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3- gotta to love those lifetime warranties.

Regards,
Steve