Re: $703 Stimulus Rock
Parking at a great distance, perhaps in an end spot or against a curb or island to distance yourself from the next available spot, is usually sufficient. Doing that and taking two spaces is probably enough to provoke an evil doer. When I was younger and mischievous, I would smirk at such a sight and suggest to myself that I park right next to it, but I wasn't evil enough to actually do it.
As for having a Christian attitude, consider the idea that Jesus never put himself above others, and parking across two spaces could be sending a signal to others that you are. Just a thought.
I'm not saying this to upset you, and I'm not trying to be a jerk. The goal is to prevent having your car damaged, so I hope this will help.
Sorry for your experience. Good luck with the repair. I hope it turns out well.