Originally Posted by Cruxpyr Femella
Mmm.....let's see.....
Zap...Zowie...Whack...Whamm...Swoosh...
Thwapp...Splatt...Powie...Bonk...Awk...Aieee!!!
Need I say more? 
Missed a few more like KER-PLOP!, FLRBBBBB!, and a new favorite
ouch-eth
Here is a
link
We may not be there for the full run Kell but we'll judge more that day.