Mustang Guy vs Corvette Guy
So I'm driving back home from a nice day out with the girlfriend when I'm approached by Mustang Guy. He pulls up next to me at the light and is staring at my two ladies. He revs his car a few times and then gives me the nod that he's ready to go. The conditions are perfect, open three lane road, only us two on the road, no entrances for other cars to pull out, and a good half a mile or so before the next light. So I'm very tempted but I never race with someone in the car because I won't put them in danger plus my girl, who knows more about cars then most men, reminds me that I have a stock v6 and he has a v8 and possibly some mods from the sound of things. The light turns green and I just take off like normal. He pulls out in front and keeps an eye on me in the driver side mirror and continues to rev his car. I'm laughing because my girl is making fun of his ugly green mustang and his spoiler that is taller than his roof. You know one of those ricer things. We go through the next light and come up on a group of cars. I change lanes from middle to left and give it a little gas to pass them. He then makes a mad dash from the right lane across two lanes to the left and almost hits two cars in the process. Pulls up next to me at the next light and starts the whole process again but now his friend in the passenger seat has something to add. I bite my lip and tell them not today but in the back of my mind was thinking only if I had an SRT.
Today I'm on the way to work when up comes Corvette Guy. My favorite middle aged man in his convertible. His comb over is flapping in the wind sending a nice glare off his head, sun glasses to match the color of his car, and a women about half his age that's with him for all the right rea$on$. He's giving it a little gas and looking my way. Are you kidding me? There is no way in hell I can out run that car. So I slow down a little and so does he, I speed up a little and he does the same, I switch lanes and he does the same. After a couple of minutes he punches it and is gone.
I'm sure some of you have had similar experiences. So my question to you is who is worse? Mustang Guy or Corvette Guy.
P.S. If you have any good kill stories with either of these type of guys I would love to hear them.