Hey buddy ditto on the selling it to a friend thing. But I am pretty sure that you have to sell it for fair market value. The lawyers are not that dumb. If you want I will buy it from you, and if you ever are in a position to buy it back for the same price I am buying it for then you can, if not then thats OK too. You can borrow it anytime you feel like driving it. Let me know.
I have an old motorcycle that I almost lost in my divorce. My X fought me soo hard to make me sell it. I still have it, I even ride it over to her house every two week when I bring her her alimony check just to f*&k with her head.
You will be fine, the best revenge is to get a girlfriend at least 10 years younger than her. They hate that too.