Just checking back in on this thread, and unless I've missed something, it would appear that I have
both records (longevity and most miles), so far. So, what's the prize?

Various repairs, including IC water pump (twice), EGR valve, motor mount (broke last week), and
SuperCharger pulley bearing and drive belt. May be one or two others that I can't recall right now.

At the moment, I have no modifications installed.

Coyote (what, no prize? Can I get a refund on the miles and years?)