I work for Jack Schitt Chevrolet. Apparently, some of you don't know Jack Schitt when it comes to clunkers!

C'mon folks, my original post was tongue in cheek. The irony is that the SRT6 is even on the list of cars that qualify as "clunkers". There is probably not a single driveable SRT6 that comes anywhere close to being valued as low as $4500. And, it's not exactly a gas guzzler either.

I was offering $1500 over the $3500 or $4500 the government credits the dealer to purchase someone's vehicle. For example, you want to "upgrade" to a Prius (> 10mpg improvement) and would qualify for a $4500 credit. I was offering to buy your SRT6 for $1500 more - $6000 total. You can then take the $6000 to your dealer and use it as a downpayment on your new vehicle!