Mike et al, it was intended as a little joke. Certainly not as a jab at an industry that many use. I enjoy doing it myself so much, I poke fun at those who do not enjoy it.

My aplogies if offended.

You know you're one of my heroes! And as for tips, my wife is a cosmetologist (hairdresser). Tips are a big part of life. I'm a good tipper, as my mom taught me well.