Re: some people don't deserve a crossfire...
You guys are taking things WAY too seriously IMO. Maybe the person was in between washes? I don't wash my car weekly. Once a month usually. Though I also use polymer sealant on the paint, which seems to maintain itself for quite a while. After 6 months, the car is still beading in the rain.
Having said that, I'm doing my second detail of the year, getting the car ready for driving during the winter.