This just begs all too many of the obvious questions. Are they 8-way electric, or 'manually' operated?... are there provisions for an erection seat?... or an ejaculation seat?... are the seat backs full length, or have they been circumcised?... do the lumbar supports suck in and blow out... oh, gawd, how could they do this.

And the truck comes with three bottles of the finest vodka.