Holy Moly Vern...did I hit a nerve?

Oh, not to dwell on the literacy issue, but it's not 'to fat', it's 'too fat.' Subtle difference, but an important one.

Just to clarify: 5'8", 155 lbs. If that's 'to' fat, well, so be it.

And it stands: I'm sure you've never driven an Elise, and I have my doubts as to whether or not you even own a Crossfire.

I think it's pretty clear who is rude here, go look in the mirror, Vern.