Originally Posted by mdaniels4
Insurance paying off his off the chart car expense was my first thought too. basically the Texan version of "I have no clue how my car ended up crashed officer, i was just driving along and this deer jumped right out in front of me, and I must have blacked out because I have no idea why this happened 4 hours ago before you got the call." That's ythe MN and WI version of DUI or getting rid of a car-the deer are always present in these circumstances.
Deer - in just this past week.
1 forest green F150 directly in front of me now needs a new front grill.
1 Dodge Ram 1500 about a half a mile in front of me needs an entire new left front fender.
1 fresh blood mark on the roads to work every single morning since last Wed.
17 deer in front of car somewhere on the way home since this Monday.
42 deer counted alongside the same roads since Monday.
Trust me MD, this would be the perfect time to scam an insurance company.
Anyways, what the heck is anyone jabbering away on a cell phone for while driving a
million dollar car!? Ay caramba!!