Today I watched in horror as some nitwit backed directly into my red Crossfire at work with enough force to push it foreword about 18 inches into a curb.

Amazingly there was no visible damage to the rear bumper. The repair estimate, mostly to inspect for damage, repaint the front and rear bumper and a precautionary alignment, was about $900. Fortunately the car was in neutral with the emergency on so I don't imagine there was any transmission damage. The bumpers on the Crossfire are incredible if this is any indication of their resiliency.

It doesn't seem to matter how defensively you drive or park, there is always some careless moron out there you will never avoid.