Sissies?! Sissies??!!

Hold on, lemme go outside & see if I can find my pink undies - I know I left them out there somewhere - frozen solid to the 17" of snow we now have in the front yard.

This kinda slander requires a serious response - but I have nothing, nada.

That's what I get for reading this at work............

Rudy, I remember reading that awhile back & it's all true; well 'cept for the part of actually whacking the snow plow driver; that would be bad because then we'd NEVER get out of the driveway.
& the elegant deer: they're never elegant when they're stepping in front of your car on icy roads (all deer must die!).