Originally Posted by Kurts
Sissies?! Sissies??!!
Hold on, lemme go outside & see if I can find my pink undies - I know I left them out there somewhere - frozen solid to the 17" of snow we now have in the front yard.
This kinda slander requires a serious response
- but I have nothing, nada.
That's what I get for reading this at work............
Rudy, I remember reading that awhile back & it's all true; well 'cept for the part of actually whacking the snow plow driver; that would be bad because then we'd NEVER get out of the driveway.
& the elegant deer: they're never elegant when they're stepping in front of your car on icy roads (all deer must die!).
I dunno, I feel pretty compelled to whack the guy plowing the driveways out where I live and knock some common sense into him. You'd think that someone smart enough to run a bobcat would be smart enough to clean out the driveways with no cars in them before those people get home from work. Three fricken days in a row I got home and the ding bat is hand shoveling around peoples cars when my driveway is empty. And since I don't want a foot of ice in my driveway come mid january, I shovel it out before I drive in and pack all the snow down. The last time this happened, he pulled up next to my driveway after I finished and asked why I didn't just wait for him to plow it out. I asked him if it was easier to use the bobcat or his back to move all the snow. I then explained how it would be a good idea to drive around and clean out all the empty driveways first and then come back and do the rest. Maybe he'd even get lucky and someone would leave in that time and he could use the bobcat on their driveway too. I think I stumped him though because he was scratching his head and acting like I was speaking russian or something. Guess I'll just keep shoveling my own driveway so I keep it nice and clean.
End Rant. LOL