I blame FP... I can see the headlines now.

The fart that shook Chicago.

...with a picture of FP smiling in front of his crossfire, giving us two thumbs up. (his wife in the background shaking her head in disbelief)

hahahaha.

Haven't personally experienced an earthquake. I've been through innumerable huricanes and even experienced what meterologists called a '100 year flood' in '94 in Houston. Saw the river rise about 40'...Flooded a lot of the town... turned where I grew up into an island of sorts...