This is right up my alley. I do in fact right done almost every clever random thought I have... Just in case I need to vent later... here are a couple


-Eating at Taco Bell to lose weight is like drinking vodka to get sober.

-People seem to think the days of the week are arbitrary. I understand that Wednesday may be the end of the work week for you, but calling it "My Friday" isn't going to get the bars crowded or the club jumping. It's still Wednesday.

-Why did we ever think a six-disc CD changer in the trunk of the car was an awesome and convenient invention?
"I brought my favorite CD for the road trip!"
"Great! We'll check it out in an hour or so, after the next **** stop"

-I just recently found out that Hamlet and the Lion King have the same plot. Consider my mind blown...

-If I actually vomited as much as I compain about things making me want to vomit, I'd be my ideal weight







Ok... that's enough, I can't let you into my mind too much, you might get lost.