Originally Posted by Vegaslegal

Out to lunch at a downtown casino (Main Street). Pulled up to the valet. Got out of the car. White haired well-dressed grand-motherly woman exiting the casino abruptly stopped walking near the front of the car and looked it over very closely. "My-o-my, that is one very sharp looking car." She says. As I thank her, to the valet she says, "Be careful with that. Not too fast. It's way too pretty for any shenanagins."