Glad you are alright, and hopefully the internals on the SRT are as well.

Like you said, you have spent years taking care of it to be pristine, and now this. Not nearly as bad of an experience, but just Wednesday here it got warm enough to clean up the car well for the first time in months. So I spent several hours on it and was driving along and a stupid driver in front of me was pissing me off (going 10 under in left lane) so I was 'a little' close on his bumper. I am not sure if he was this big of an ******* and noticed my car was extra clean or it was a coincidence and that is how truly unaware he was, but he sprayed windshield wiper fluid for about 30 seconds, covering my spotless black beauty in a cloud of glass cleaner, entire car was spotted and I was PISSED. I feel your pain, people just do not pay attention.....