Originally Posted by Erzer

We have OUR FIRST OFFICIALLY SIGNED UP RACER - Itsky!
CAA- First Racer Throws Down Gauntlet.
St. Louis MO
28 April 2010

The entire CAA planning committee, at least two of them, are all abuzz about the recent and only CAA attendee, who has signed up to be a racing participant - Itsky. Who has been reported to have been speaking out, at least in theory, how his Automatic Needswings Single CAI with ANSA exhaust and Windrestrictor with Custom interior lighting (red type just like his car) is going to be tearing up the competition, were he to have any.

While completely speculative and totally fabricated at this time, this nefarious reporter (name withheld due to potential PM threats) believes the equally nefarious Franc will hobble up to the race line (remember he likes to kick equipment that fights back) and take on this young impetuous pup and show him what a roadster with a stick can do to an auto stick!

Then only reply from this pocket pool (well leave it at that) Itsky, at least in this...um...reporters mind, is a silly grin and slight chuckle; however as he walked away he was overheard saying '...just look at my mods...'

That's all from this whacked out unknown reporter for now or for ever, but stay tuned to further reports from the FNN (Fabricated News Network)



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Source: FNN