Did you search before you posted? I swear we had this same thread last week. and the week before... it usually goes something like this:

I was (insert illegal driving activity) and all of a sudden there a was a cop right there. I (insert idiotic thing to do in a car, nevermind in front of a cop) and he didnt leave me alone. So i finally pulled over and he (insert cop action). What a d0uche. But i was lucky i didnt get (insert potential repercussion).

Then people say "You're a d0uche for (illegal driving activity) and (idiotic thing)" and the OP gets offended.

See you next week.