"Unlike you, even though I possess the capacity for supercilious verbosity, chose not to cower behind such facades" so bascially you are telling just a naturaly rude person!! who has no tact or want to converse nomally.
did you get someone to type for you as you obviouly do not know what you wrote, suprising at 45 you dont even know what some words mean. suppose that is the differnce between me who is at cambridge reading law and well you, did you finish "high-school"?
"You elitist, pseudo-intellectual, pompous blowhard " this does not mean "stuck-up *******". it means- "stuck up fake inteligent bragger who beleive in a rule of the few of the same standard"

My texas friend you did not use "alimentary canal" which definetly my limited friend will "google" to find out what it is. and elementarily you will grasp it defines you....

other than that, dont bother responding to this, as i cant be bothered further to speak down to you!
please tell me your birthday i will send you a pocket dictionary for when you feel excited to youse big word.

niko