Originally Posted by InfernoRedXfire
Wish they had one for my wife: "How to drive without aiming for the potholes". 
LOL, Inferno! based on the above we seem to married to either the same girl, or were twins separated at birth, because on a regular basis I'm cringing at the sound of the suspension when all she had to do was move over about 5".
Y'know, one thing I noticed in general about women drivers is that they don't look around as much as men. Now albeit we tend to be noticing any girl around us, on the sidewalk, in the next car, the car coming toward us, the one sunning in the back yard 3 houses over on the left-whatever. But women tend to have both hands on the steering wheel, looking straight ahead. Now why they can't see that pothole directly in front of them since they're not as distracted as we are is beyond my comprehension.
Just this past weekend, my wife is driving, on her cell phone with her Mom, and there's a flock of sparrows on the sideroad. Just before she starts to go by them, they fly up and one smacks the windshield. Now all she had to do was slow down just a tad as they flew up, and they would have all gone over the top, but nope, she just drives on as steady as before, but cringes at the thought of that dead bird. Amazing. When she expresses that, and I tell her all she had to do was slow down a bit as she became aware of them, she gets mad at me for criticizing her! My wife is a great gal, very sensitive to all living creatures but man one would think she'd then be aware of all living creatures out there.