You guys need to stop buying that American crap.
No worries there, I think we have them built in China now.

But then how would we pay for your oil?

Borrow the money from China, of course. So we can loan it to your oil shale operations which we won't do here.
That way we can create Export Import jobs.
And sell you a plane mostly built by former Chineese peasants


Glad the crew got out safe and no one on the ground was hurt.

I assume it missed your Crossie altogether..