Originally Posted by Kurts
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die. And your email - heaven forbid anyone ever reads that!
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. ....or you realize that you're arguing with an insane person.....which roughly translates as your significant other.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. Yeah, but now I have an excuse!
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. ....or a STFU font!
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? You cannot. It's like trying to stuff lava back into a volcano. Roll it up into a giant ball & call it a done deal.
6. Was learning cursive really necessary? Nope - haven't used it in decades.
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. True. I've got nothin'.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. Yup!
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. Hmmmm, sometime after about year 20, I think.
10.. Bad decisions make good stories. Without good ole dumb-as_ "life experiences" what could you tell your kids that would either entertain them or scare them crapless?
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive
for the rest of the day. Without fail, sometime after 3:30.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again. Think 3D - it'll never end, sigh.....
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that
I swear I did not make any changes to. Save frequently; panic later.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever. Exactly!
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away? Bathroom, it's just gotta be.
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste. Or detailing the Xfire until it glows & not turning at least one head.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. Caller ID - possibly one of the world's greatest inventions.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to
that? Not that any of my kids ever asked me that (?) but I'd consider myself lucky I hit one!
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well. Hear, hear!!
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lites OR Budweiser than
Kay. Or, in my case, Yukon Jack, yee-ha!!